Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Plastic for The People

I forgot to activate my new check card and the old one expired. If anybody asks why I'm not paying for anything, I shall explain that I am taking a stand against the rampant greed of this evil consumerist society and I'm striking from now on against the wretched exploitation that comes from paying for stuff I want. Someone has to be a visionary, a pioneer and take a stand against big corporations that profit from brainwashing us into mindless simpletons!
Note to self: borrow five bucks for new Scooby-doo toothbrush and drinking cup set.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well written article.