Burrito of Death

My burrito just attacked me. But I endured. Burrito waited until I had downgraded my usual Anti-Falling-Food Threat Level rating from Lilac Dream to Coral Wonder and then...Burrito unleashed a ZRG 4000 Beanatron Mouthful straight from my open mouth down to my pants. NOOOOooo...No, not my white-striped pants ! Pantsy, don't you die on me, stay awake, don't close your eyes...But then, in a singular act of courage and determination, I scooped up the fallen piece from my leg, and I ate it. And that too in slow motion. In yo' face, tasty snack! THIS IS SPARTAAAA