Friday, November 09, 2007

Everything is Ruined

I have forgotten the words to the 'Golden Girls' theme song. Now I will never know why some lady thanks someone for being a friend. What did this friend do? Did this friend pay for all the body shots every time the Golden Girls went out? Did this friend bail out Bea Arthur and Betty White when they got busted for curb-stomping a rude bouncer? Did this friend help Estelle Getty and Rue McClanahan get new passports for their Colombian trip so Estelle could bring back bags of powdered sugar and baking soda to make her famous carrot cake? Who can tell?

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