Late last night, I decided to take control of my internal fluid and electrolyte balance system. So I took a few potassium tablets. In a few minutes, I felt extraordinarily nauseous. Also I desperately needed to go to the bathroom. I pulled up a pail in front of me while I sat on the er...potty.
I thought the only thing that could redeem this situation, and give me a story I could tell for years in drunken company, was if I managed to pull off the highly coveted and rare Poop-And-Puke Double Whammy Shockaroo.
But I didn't. Sigh.
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