Saturday, April 29, 2006

As God Is My Witness, I Will Never Sleep In A Bathroom Again

I worried that I would end up puking in my bed because I was nauseous from overdosing on potassium supplements. So I slept in the bathroom for an hour last night with a pile of smelly laundry, several magazines, a bathmat, my stalwart comrade the pail, and a friendly bottle of Tub and Tile Cleaner. Of the lot, the bathmate was the one who really liked to cuddle. The pile of dirty laundry was very rude and kept sticking its finger in my ass.

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