I Scream for Ice Scream

I recently consumed a fairly large quantity of ice cream using a quick and efficient technique of bites and gobbles that I developed. The biggest advantage of this technique is that it leaves your hands free to pursue other very productive and personally gratifying work. Sadly though, tests reveal that a significant portion of the ice cream ends up on the eater's face and not just the gullet. The quest for the George from Seinfeld Trifecta of Pleasure continues...