I Haven't Posted To This Blog Since Last Summer

Damn, I guess I screwed up.

Just Say No To Constipation

I OD'd on Immodium two days ago. Kids, I know all your buddies at school might tell you to just go swallow an Immodium pill when you don't feel so good. It's all part of this ridiculous 'if it feels good, do it' moral relativism crap that hippies have been throwing at us. But all the cool kids do it, you say. Hey think about this: maybe it's cool to stay away from Immodium. Maybe you can just contain urgent gut-busting diarrhea by getting high on life. That way you'll live a productive life exploring your limitless potential to poo when you need to.